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champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

19 minutes ago
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#omfg

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

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1 hour ago
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whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up if fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

1 hour ago
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ethanwearsprada:

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

ITALIA

2 hours ago
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Either stand tall, or sit the fuck down.

Mos Def  (via maza-dohta) —

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1 day ago
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  Janice Poon:  We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.     I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth. [x]
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  Janice Poon:  We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.
     I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth. [x]

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guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

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1 day ago
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onetwintoanother:

quintercourse:

THIS IS THE MOST CANADIAN THING I’VE EVER SEEN. ALL IT NEEDS IS A MAPLE LEAF BACKGROUND

im on it
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onetwintoanother:

quintercourse:

THIS IS THE MOST CANADIAN THING I’VE EVER SEEN. ALL IT NEEDS IS A MAPLE LEAF BACKGROUND

im on it

image

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1 day ago
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killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

wingardium-liftiosa:

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

1 day ago
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#omfg