grumpys: i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
whoales: will graham is babysitting he walks into the living room and sees an enormous mess how did the children do this he retraces the childrens steps i tie the scarf to the cats tail the cat knocks over the lamp the lamp spills the goldfish this is my design
hanniballecters: [rolls in on roller skates] [heavy breathing] who mentioned hannibal lecter
oomshi: I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have
stallery: reminder that you should always try to stay around people who wish you well and like you and who you feel comfortable being with you have no business being friends with people who make you feel like shit or uncomfortable or insecure and whose company isn’t at all pleasant
twitter: We're going to change our layout in a few months. Here, try it out and go back and forth from old to new if you'd like.
facebook: We're going to be changing to a timeline on a certain date. Feel free to switch ahead of time and become comfortable with it.
tumblr: surprise lol shit's different today. get used to it
wanktissue: lubricatedtaco: wanktissue: its so weird to call it the “mall” in australia we are very creative we call one store a “shop” and many stores “the shops” Your url is wanktissue. i dont think youre in any position to judge, lubricatedtaco
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
mad-manwithablog: spooky-richter: choosing a halloween costume is serious business like do i fandom do i scary do i disney princess if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
melesbian: call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly...
z0mbi3h3r0x3: ablogwithoutpants: impalas-wings: pizz4s: if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon … small gay moments? we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong LOL alexis the entire bus thought...
sexcake: *sees a hot boy*