February 2012
5 tags
While Watching Bridesmaids:
Me: Oh my God, they're us, bro.
Ellen: Yeah... You're Lillian.
Me: Why?
Ellen: Coz you're black as shit.
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"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
The world of social networking
katiesworldorder:
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
gravitywonteverholdmedown:
whoa it’s Sunday, where did break go.
Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?