December 2011
I don’t have ships
I have a fucking naval fleet
cindyluuwho asked: i need to return the accidentally stolen visitors pass
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rizzles tumblr otp?
sassysairs:
sashasboobs
angiesboobs
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My Peoples of 2011:
Denise, my BBF, has been a part of my life since 1st grade and I know she’ll always be part of my life. In the least amount of words, she’s epic. In every sort of way. I mean, I lost count of all the things she’s done for me, little things and all. She’s so important to me and I want people to know that if they ever hurt her in any way, shape, or form, I will take vengeance...
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say porn
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
*Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
This blog is run by someone who is way too...
notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
That painful feeling in your heart when Maura...
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